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do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

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welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

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in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”

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the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

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seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE


im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

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everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

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Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

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