i melt when i see you smile
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”