irenebadler:

I was on the bus and this girl was sitting next to me and she was reading 50 Shades of Grey and then she was like OH HELL NO and literally threw the book out of the door.

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steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

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aintnohallabackgirl:

i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

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jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

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neongenesisevangaylion:

baking weed brownies in an easy bake oven so you can get easy baked

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